Hotel Villa Tokur

Mixed Bag with Room for Improvement – Tough Love Ahead
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My stay at this boutique hotel was moderately satisfying. Let's dive into the nitty-gritty of this boutique hotel:
(1) Location: Getting to Datça harbor takes a short 10-minute jaunt, and the marketplace is a stone's throw at 15 minutes. But hold on, there's this neighboring hotel about 200 meters away that seems to have a non-stop party from 10 am to a mind-boggling 2 am! Trust me, it's like they're on a mission to disrupt everyone's sanity with their incessant music that ranges from obnoxious beats to ear-piercing tunes.
(2) Room (Standard Double, 16 m², 1 Full Bed): Let's be real – the room's comfy enough, and it doesn't hurt your eyes in the cleanliness department. But then there's the shower. Oh boy, where do I start? It's like they took inspiration from a dollhouse – seriously cramped and lacking that three-star touch. The wardrobe gets a thumbs up, but the other furniture's playing hide and seek – two chairs, two nightstands, and that's your lot. Oh, and if you're on a mission to dispose of trash, good luck – there's just one dinky wastebasket by the WC. And don't even get me started on the curtains; they're so thin that sunlight treats your room like a personal wake-up call.
(3) Breakfast + Pool Bar: The breakfast's passable, and I'm appreciating the poolside bar's setup. However, brace yourself for a letdown: I gave their Turkish coffee, beer, and snack plate a shot at different times. Prepare for a mini-portion surprise – the snack plate is a mere teaser. Think two nuggets, three sausages, five onion rings, and a handful of French fries, barely enough to satisfy a hungry sparrow - here's the kicker: for more than 6 euros per plate, you'd get double the portion over in Lesvos (Greece)! And as if that wasn't enough, remember that beer with no price tag ; well, they conveniently handed me a 120 TL bill (approximately 4 euros) for that too. Something's definitely fishy, and it reeks of a potential licensing hiccup for selling alcohol.
(4) Pool: Drumroll, please – the pool's the shining star of this joint. It's like an oasis in the desert.
(5) Parking: There's your standard outdoor parking – nothing too fancy, just the basics.
Summing it up: This boutique hotel's a bit of a seesaw. In all honesty, considering the whole picture, I wouldn't consider returning there. The overall experience just doesn't measure up to the price tag. Some things hit the mark, but others – well, they need a serious reality check. Big ups to Ms. Tokur for adding a dash of positivity to the mix.