BULL Costa Canaria & SPA - Only Adults

On the positive side, the staff are amazing, our room and grounds are very well kept and clean, a few minutes walk to a lovely beach walk. On the negative side, the following; first and most important is that the hotel seems to target the elderly. 95% of the guests are elderly, many have mobility issues. When I say elderly ... I am 63 and felt surrounded by versions of my parents !! Both myself and my wife take good care of ourselves and consider ourselves youthful in our outlook. Im trying to not be too brutal, and I truthfuly mean no disrespect to the clients ... but after 10 days here I feel like I'm ready to give up and move to a care home !! The entertainment is great if you know how to waltz ... anything more energetic could be risky. The only night that was fun was a soul / mo town night. Even then the music was so quiet that the singers didn't really need microphones. On one night there was a so called performer who was supposedly doing "Dean Martin" songs, not that I'm a fan ... but I think there were two songs i recognised, shockingly the singer was miming ... I know this because when he moved the microphone away, he was somehow still singing. No one seemed to notice ... which kind of says it all. Also don't get fooled into thinking that all inclusive drinks actually means that. There was a whole host of drinks that were extra. Including many cocktails ... which unfortuanly were awful. My wife caused an affront because she took her shoes off for one dance during the soul night previously mentioned, only to have some child member of staff approach her on the dance floor to put her shoes back on ... extremely humiliating. We tried to laugh it off but that is the nature of this place. The food is ok but very samey every day. I struggled to find any food that was hot. Unless you were there the second the food was brought into the feeding troff s. Even the meat which was carved from a joint was cold. The dining room is a free for all so be prepared to jostle with our german friends to get to the hot chips. We were very disappointed by all the above and have been to resorts all over the world, this is great if you want to come with your grandparent's, but I'd give it a strong miss if you are a young at heart person.