Kaipo Alaçatı Adult Only Mini-hotel

Bohemian dream has become a bohemian nightmare.
Standard rooms do not correspond at all to those on the website. Rooms are very cramped, worn, sheets and bedspread full of holes and smeared with blood stains. Showering is a very tight affair, you can't even turn round while showering. The shower cabine is maybe not even half a metre. Shower head too strong and difficult to regulate. Shower towels all full of holes and cannot be hung up anywhere. Socket hanging out of the wall. Air conditioning makes loud noises but cools very well. Rooms are next to reception and very noisy. You can hear someone walking up the stairs and even the ringtone from the mobile phone. There is a tiny waste bin in the room. Dead plant in the room.
No chair in the room. There's still a price tag on the toilet seat.
Deckchair covers are all different. They all have different colours and sizes - no concept.
Staff lovely but no specialised staff. All of them are students.
We were really looking forward to the Italian pizza in advance - but unfortunately we didn't get it.
Breakfast egg dishes are extra. No sliced meats. Coffee is always extra, even at breakfast. Some of the chairs are outdated and brittle.
No own car park available.
When closing the room door you could simply open it again.
Hotel manager works in private clothes and wears slippers. He didn't even welcome us and we weren't even offered water on arrival.
Complaints are smiled away sympathetically.
The hotel is for would-be rich people, but not for people who have seen something in life.
Unfortunately, the hotel was a disappointment.
On the whole, the hotel is a reflection of Alaçati. A big disappointment.

Don't fall for the smoke and mirrors with this hotel. Although the photos of the property look nice, beware of the scams.

They advertise that there is parking, king beds and that the rooms are soundproofed. None of these are true.

The room we were provided with was behind the reception which was the size of a janitor's closet.

You could hear everything from reception, people talking in the lobby and every sound from outside. The extremely loud music outside went on until 3am in the morning. It's a place where you will not get sleep and the service is appalling.