Residence Vacances Bleues Le Grand Large

as an ALL Platinum member I was disappointed-surprised to be only able to check-in at 14.57, not much of an early check-in compared to the standard-check in time of 15.00, didn't receive any room upgrade sometimes afforded to ALL Platinum members, received a welcome drink voucher but was surprised that it could not be used or redeemed in the actual hotel but only in another hotel a few hundred metres away, the name of which was not even indicated on the welcome drink voucher, in our room 707 there was a welcome note addressed to "Ongi Etorri", I have no idea who this person is, the room was stuffy, directly faced the sun for most of the day and curtains were drawn back, one narrow window could not be opened (I think they are afraid that people could fall or jump out) and the other wider window only opened inwards at a slant, but if you pulled the curtain that effectively closed the window due to a poor design flaw....., we stayed in April but I would really not like to be in this room in the height of summer, on first morning the shower head fell off the shower hose, I thought the cleaning person might have asked for it to be repaired (or maybe she thought we wanted it broken in this way ?), when we came back in the afternoon it was still lying broken in the shower so I went to reception to report it and a technician came to fix it, on one of the 3 nights we were disturbed by some police messages being broadcast repeatedly by loudspeaker presumably from a police car in the early hours of the morning, maybe the hotel staff know if the police were trying to arrest somebody in the vicinity of the hotel ?

The smallest beds in the world. Ocean view through a stupid window and no balcony even that we paid 190 euros a night. Never go there. Other cheaper alternatives are way better than this one. Horribly unsatisfied.