Anita Noch Hotel

Ging so

We stayed at this hotel in August 2023 for 1 week. The location is good: 8-10 minutes from the beach. It was next to a street of shops. There were 2 swimming pools, a hammam and a restaurant with a bar. We had an all-inclusive tour. The food in the hotel was OK but not amazing. There were vegetables, chicken, fish, fruit and desserts. The staff was friendly. The bad thing was the dirty room, the smell of cigarettes and we had hot water only in the afternoon. During the week they didn’t clean the room or change the linen. If you don’t spend all the time at the hotel, then you can stay there.

The hotel is catered for Russians. Everything is written in Russian and staff speak Russian. If your from the UK please be aware their are NO English people in the hotel. The resort of Kemer is predominantly Russian and it can feel very isolating and lonely. Aside from that interesting insight into Russian culture. The property was advertised as beach front and it isnt. Please be aware it’s near the beach but it’s not beach front. The WiFi is NOT FREE it’s 2 Euros per day per device. The hotel is in a good location right in the centre of town. The hotel is adjacent to a road. The hotel grounds are pleasant, there is no garden too relax in as the garden is used for seating. The hotel feels quite busy and full. I booked an all inclusive deal for one week with a family member. So the alcohol situation, the bar only serves Beer and Wine NO SPIRITS. The wine is undeniably disgusting both red and white. Juice wise there is no fresh juice whatsoever and no bottled water. There is a water cooler that you can use. From 4.30pm until 6.30pm Daily NO alcoholic drinks or fizzy drinks are served. Which was annoying. The bar staff are friendly with warm hearted smiles. All the staff are so hard working and friendly even with a language barrier. There are two pools which is great however they are not deep. Serious limescale issue in the main pool. Just don’t look to closely! No sunbeds around the main pool as it’s used as seating area for all meals. Decent sun beds around the second smaller pool however the step into the smaller pool is broken. The Room was lovely it had nice decor, comfy bed, good sized working TV. A modern interior and decent fixtures. Bathroom was very decent too apart from a urine smell but it couldn’t be helped. The room was very nice, the rooms are not cleaned daily usually the maids comes every 2/3. The hallway is very dark and dingy of the main block. I was in room 429. FOOD: be careful with the food my son was sick after eating some luncheon meat covered in tomato sauce. So please avoid this dish, save your stomach. Also they have no honey and they don’t use butter only margarine. The deserts are nice and a good range daily. Breakfast is bizarre worst meal of the day a strange concoction of odd unidentifiable dishes. Lots of what looked like garden plants. No tea bags or range, no toaster, no fried eggs (just once.) Breakfast is basically luncheon meat (AVOID) and cheese with some stale cereal. No fresh fruit at all at breakfast, the yoghurt is nice however there is no honey for it. Poor range and selection. Lunch: Good some tasty dishes. Good variety however the soup tastes very strange. Lots of melon available, so if you like melon then knock yourself out! Deserts very nice! Dinner: Good mostly, very chicken based, lots of chicken dishes. They had a kebab night once that was very nice, a fish night that was decent too. A strange plain pasta is served tasteless and odd with most meals. It was an ok stay if felt very