The Library Hotel Wellness Retreat

Find somewhere else - anywhere else. Hopeless from start to finish. Incompetent host with zero idea what it means to welcome visitors. Struggled to find our booking even though it was paid up front several months back. Having eventually found us, we were shown to our room and left there. No tour of facilities (other Greek-speaking guests seemed to fare better). There was a set menu but no-one seemed to know what it was. Three hours later we were told “steak or calamari”. That was it. No idea if there was a starter, dessert or any detail - e.g. price! We declined and having spoken to others this seemed a wise move! Breakfast fared no better. Some tinned fruit and some fresh. Bananas so brown they could barely be distinguished as fruit of the same name. Hygiene standards looked poor (black mould on some things). Best avoid for fear of illness. The whole place is tatty (see photos). One small soap between the two of us and one hand towel - towels all threadbare. My wife said they were only good for washing our dog - he might have declined an encounter with them. Cheap wire coat hangers (the type you get your clothes back on from a dry cleaners), faded (yellow) switches, lots of silicone between the jacuzzi (which you have to haul yourself into as that is where the shower resides) and the wall tiles. No hot water on day 2 so no shower. When we raised this with the host she said “really”. No apology. No offer to find a solution. Nowt. Nada. Zilch. If you are going to work in the hospitality industry, at least try like the lady from Cameroon who seemed to clean, open up and prepare breakfast. The host did zero of anything. Three tavernas / cafes in the village. I can’t tell you about any of them and neither could our host. Useless. The whole establishment classes itself as 4*. An utter joke (see photos). Cracks, ageing, tired, uncomfortable - pick your negative adjective of choice. The owners need to get a grip or sell up and let someone else try. Save your pennies/cents and find somewhere else. Lovely Cypriots try so hard at hospitality and this place diminishes their endeavours.