1926 Hotel & SPA

It's bad. I don't even know where to start. Check-in is awful due to the "comfortable app" that is designed to show you a static code to access your room, which doesn’t even update during your stay. It's not secure at all. After listening to a 15-minute introduction to the hotel, you finally get into the room and are welcomed by the smell of mold. You can feel it even outside of the rooms. But it's nothing compared to your majestic bathroom, where mold has built its own society. Be part of it. After taking a shower, you are welcomed to rest in your bed. Torn duvet covers will keep you cool while lying there. But if you get hot, you can always turn on the AC, which hasn't been cleaned ever, so mold from there can fly and meet their friends in the bathroom.

If you do not fancy the mold unions, you can always open the window. If you are lucky enough to be away from the construction site, you will be welcomed by 8-10 mosquitoes that will join you at night. Luckily, you can always kill them using toilet paper and leave a bloody stain on the white walls like it was done a hundred times before you (feel free to check it). What can be better after the mosquito battle? Yes, a cup of tea. You wouldn’t be able to get one because the hotel provides you with a tea bag, but not with a kettle. I suppose they are worried about burning the hotel to the ground. Oh, about that, hopefully, you like the fire alarm going off at 6 AM. It’s so refreshing; you will have more awake time to explore Malta.

The pool is crowded and tiny, pictures are not even close to the reality, stay away.