Reef Oasis Blue Bay Resort & Spa

I am writing this review during my stay. You see, it doesn't take you a whole week to figure this place out, you pretty much can tell what it is after spending two days here: it is Russian-occupied territory. Towels are dropped on sunbeds before sunset, much like flags are planted to claim territory. Waiting lines are cut, because why would you wait in line? Food at the buffets is hoarded, no doubt to prepare for harsh Russian winter. The staff behave as you would expect from people who see a foreign nation take over: some gladly take money to look the other way, others are too afraid to speak up. But they all speak Russian way better than English. The hotel management probably doesnt care who lines their pockets. Grading this place makes little sense, since the Russian occupation here degrades everything anyway.
If you ever want to experience what it would be like to live in a world dominated by Mother Russia, feel free to visit this Sunshine Gulag. Or just take my word for it: it sucks.